i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
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