Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
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Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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