I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
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How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
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My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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