When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
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I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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