Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
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I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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