i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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