Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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