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some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
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I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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