I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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