phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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