New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
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