Me. At least after what I've been through.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Randomize
