Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
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Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
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I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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