You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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