He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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