3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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