I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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