spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.