Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
