So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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