what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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