yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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