Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
sex in a hospital.. check
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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