So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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