at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
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I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
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Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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