This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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