Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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