But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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