I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
