My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
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I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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