They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
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