I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
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watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
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Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Is Oprah even human
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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