His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Damn victory sex feels great
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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