So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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