Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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