Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
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And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
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Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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