Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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