Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
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He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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