It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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