The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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