I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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