Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
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Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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