grandma shit on top of the toilet
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
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Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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