Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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