When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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