i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
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WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
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Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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