I can't breathe out the right side of my face
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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