Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
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Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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