Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
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I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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