He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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