Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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