does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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