Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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