that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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