can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
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You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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