Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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