Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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