where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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