I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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